From the Pentagon: Coalition troops are halting, see, exactly as planned. That was all in the plan. Yeah. Exactly as it was worked out before hand. Nothing wrong here. Don't worry folks. Everything's dandy.
From the Iraqi Minister of Information: We are killing the Coalition in very large numbers now. They will be destroyed soon. There have been more incidents like that farmer who shot down an Apache with a rusty rifle {snickering in background}... shutup shutup... You see? The Coalition is ready to flee Iraq, {explosions in distance} our fighters are so good.
~Halcyondream~
04.01.2003 01:57
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charlie don't surf