Once upon a time, Halcyon spent a while chatting with this girl Halcyon met on Friendster. I'll call her Kitty. She just moved here from Vegas, because she hated it there and she wants to go back to school. Kitty likes dorks, video games, cartoons like Family Guy and the Simpsons, movies, and drinking. She's also 22 years old, and very smart.

Kitty is incidentally very attractive. Halcyon finds himself intimidated by Kitty's cuteness. 'She is totally out of my league,' he thinks to himself.

Halcyon realizes he doesn't know the first thing about dating. "Just be yourself", his conscience tells him.

'Fine,' Halcyon thinks to his conscience, 'but if I screw it up I'm blaming you.'

"Fine," his conscience says. "Don't expect any more advice from me."

~Halcyondream~

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