Sarasota, FL. Tuesday, November 25 -- A new breed of superstudent has been menacing locals with its fierce gaze and intimidatingly used notebook. The superstudent is the terrifying product of the combination of a Nova Monkey� and a strange substance that fell to Earth on an ether wind, whispered of in undergraduate circles as "adderol".
Tall tales at local taverns tell of stacks of thesis pages completed within moments as the superstudent shreds through research material with cognition of steel. In another story whole landscapes lay ravaged, covered in the remains of old documents and scratched-out prose.
So, with chemical aid I am able to work continuously for hideous lengths of time previously unimaginable to this normally jittery, scattered mind.
If adderol helps everyone concentrate, even those without ADD or ADHD, why doesn't everyone take it?
Oh wait! It's SPEED! Derp! Frickin' dexadrine and three other amphetamine salts!
So... I have to make sure not to go out of my way to find a source for this Schedule II illicitude. That would result in a speed habit.
Speed habit bad.
To KidE and Aquarius (I'm going to start referring to you as AquaKid): Sorry I didn't send you anything in the package. A mix tape effort got lost amid my books and an alcoholic haze and I missed out. My bad.
See, poopy-elf? One can apologize without making counter-accusations.
In other news, I discovered what I think is a reference to Thomas Hobbes in a Busta Rhymes song. Blew my mind.
~Halcyondream~
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